Owned!

Getting kicked in the face must hurt, but a kick like this with both feet must be beyond painful. I’ve never seen Dante get owned like this. Well, he did get stabbed by Vergil in Devil May Cry 3, but this is more embarrassing.

Owned!

I'm sure Darth Vader could use the Force with his feet, if he had feet, but Anakin relied mostly on his right arm for his lightsaber fighting. Count Dooku had no problem cutting it off due to Anakin's recklessness. It sucked, but at least he got to wear a cool black glove afterwards.

Owned!

It doesn't get any worst than this. You're trying to take some pictures of your favorite celebrity when suddenly he grabs you and tears you in half. It’s time for Raiden to look for a better pastime.

Owned!

King Dedede is about to suck the big one by landing inside the mouth of a giant Bulborb. Penguins do seem tastier than Pikmin.

Owned!

Who would win in a fight between a Predalien and a Predator? Apparentely, neither. Here they finish the battle with a messy double KO.

Owned!

Kratos puts a big smile on this medusa’s face. Maybe a bit too big for her taste.

Owned!

Ray Park, as Lord Raiden, beats the shit out of some Reptiles in the god-awful Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

Owned!

There are a few things our parents warned us about when we were little; things like don't run with scissors, don't stick a fork in electrical outlets, and don't swim with your stomach full, but they never mentioned you shouldn't stand too close to a nuclear blast. Poor Sarah Connor had to learn this the hard way...

Owned!

I've seen many brain-shattering punches in movies, but none as brutal and devastating as this one. The slow-motion bullet-time effect makes this my favorite punch-to-the-face ever!

Owned!

Rocky Balboa accelerates Mason Dixon's inevitable brain damage, while a Mills Lane look-alike reaches for his genitals.

Owned!

Not even seatbelts could save these four bitches from Stuntman Mike's wrath.