The Mushroom Kingdom is such a pretty place. Smiling clouds, friendly Toads all over the place, pretty stars, dancing flowers, rainbows you can walk on, and free money under every rock. Now imagine that instead of Mario you had to play as Ron Jeremy, the fat pornographic actor who is notorious for being able to perform autofellatio. Forget about Bowser kidnapping Princess Peach - Ron Jeremy will kidnap Bowser, rape him with a Chain Chomp, and then proceed to anally rape Peach, Luigi, Yoshi, Toadsworth, Wario, and even King Boo. Mama mia!
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